This year (I know, I know, I'm eight days behind schedule), I'm abandoning any attempts at originality and commandeering everybody else's resolutions. It's because I'm lazy, and also because last year's resolution (to not lose pencils) was a failure. So, if you're similarly uninspired, just steal mine. I honestly won't mind (or notice) - I'll be far too busy shouting b*gg*r "damn'n'blast it!" every time I forget to remember what mine are (ie: often).